Why would you fuck Adam sandler
tiit:
threewayradio-deactivated202005:
it was on my bucket list
Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?
yes
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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it
2017 better be nice to my mom
2018 better be nice to my mom
2019 better be nice to my mom
(via xaddictfordramaticsx)
Five asexuals are playing cards.
One starts to explain the rules:
I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.
just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats
this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…
Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor
How dare you say aces piss on the poor
(via reillys-nerdy-nonsense)
JKR: Dumbledore is the only gay character in the Harry Potter series
Devon and Alfred:
Do you ever feel like most of the HP cast understood their characters better than JK Rowling did?
how can people not ship deamus
How was Deamus not canon?
It is totally canon as there is nothing in canon that conflicts with Seamus/Dean awesomeness.
this is so pure
(via thecommonchick)
You don’t need a big penis of you have big pockets
That are filled with millions of tiny ravioli